[Exotica]
Saturday, September 03, 2005
♠ 9:26 PM
Whee the male slut is back wif more exclusive treats for his ardent readers, if there are any! Nah..its more like a quick update..feelin real headache right now..arg.. Shiatx...

Well sorry for the days of Non existence.. perhaps it may be a good thing.. anywayz... was perusing some web pages and came across this interesting person.. NO.. u must be thinkin a 18 yo boy surfing the web must be for some porn to jerk off or something...but NO! i am not always that sexual.. I was pretty shock that i have actually surfed the web for like 4 hours..gosh..i gotta rest soon..otherwise my neck would be strained even worse..

O where was i.. er.. o ya.. i stumbled across this Asian Comedian by the name of Margaret Cho.. i tell u she is the best... As elan as she is, She is actually a feminist and homosexual friendly comedian.. I was laughin all my way when i heard her talking bout men having periods..

She was like " i have been wondering.. why do straight men freak out when i talk bout my period.. i mean its not that i have complained alot, considering how much it happens.."

Then she added "If straight men have periods, u will never hear the end of it. Because u noe they would never have protection. They would be using old socks, coffee filters. Every bachelor apartment would look like a murder scene."

It was farking funny if u noe what i mean.. especially the old socks part.. i guess only my sexual dearest Cher would comprehend.. oops! haha..

Actually today i have been pondering bout my life.. i realised i have an aim in life already.. I mean judging at how pathetic and negligible my love life is.. i can jolly well vacuum it away... so i left wif frens, families and studies.. i have 3/4 most important thing.. its aint that bad ya? haha.. I hope one day i can open a pub preferably wif higher age limits..so that teenagers wont get in.. Why? cos they try to get free entry most of the time anyway ( i also ).. they arent buying like a whole vodka or something..

Then i wanna direct a movie.. hmm.. thats like quite surrealistic to think of..but its a want.. so it may not happen.. Then i settle down as a publicist, public relations or consultants.. thats pretty much what i wanna do..Air steward also not bad.. or maybe journalist.. and emulate the ways how Xia Xue and Sarong Party girl get their fame to eventually get to write on the columns of New paper..

I mean ppl love shockin stories.. dont ya agree... whether its true or not..as long as u r famous.. u tell everyone u had a menage a trois.. u r everywhere.. and maybe once in a while when u aint that famous.. u can start coming out wif ur own controversies.. like maybe saying i slept wif my 'nanny' like how Jude Law successfully created.. Bogus or real who cares? the thing is the story must be juicy and u r thick skinned enough to be defamed...

Alright.. its just my tiny piece of thoughts to share... anyway... i was thinkin Sienna Miller actually is pretty much damn hot.. I guess i am getting more matured and intellectual recently.. not as in acadamically but the stuffs i am doing... Can u imagine how much documentaries i enjoyed watching? goodness...so weird.. Okay updates pretty soon..

Foreplay
THIS IS THE BOY THAT IS.....
 
-Open Minded, provocative and Different
-Always RIGHT whether at work, home or in BED
- PAnsexual right now.. Aka.. everything also can..
- hoping for the best everyday over ice cream
- really hoping someone would take me serious for once
- really too complex to comprehend.
- having the WORST sex LIFE AND DRIVE EVER! which his fren Yang said with much gusto: " the ONLY SEX U  HAVE IS WHEN U SHIT! ".. hahaha..

So given his really pathetic state in the love department, his only hope is therefore to sit and fart and hope that it can generate enough electricity for the entire Simei district.

Okay it was just a joke.. chill..

Still Foreplay

10 Seconds of Fame..

What is aaaaaaaaabbbbbbbbbbbbbbAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?

Ans: Long time no C

Lame..yes i know tt....

Cunnilingus

Alfie
Anavil
Benji
Brian
Bernice
Bee Hwee
Cindy
Cher
Cheryl Lil
Danny
Diana
Edi
Eileen
Elaine
Feng Zhi
Fernie
Grace
Gilda
HuiHui
Jamie
Jasmine
Jayden
Jia
KareN
Keith
Lydia
Maureen
Michelle
Mitch
Mrs Koshinaka
Nicole
Pamsie
PeiLing
ryan
Shiyu
Soon Yee
Steffie
Summer
Val
Xiying
Xiang Min
Xue Ping
Yang
Yen Lin
Zach Di

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